There Are Jobs Though...

in #funny4 years ago

Well during these difficult times with many out of work there are many state jobs opening up.

In New York it appears they need a Senior Penetration Tester.

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I didn't even know they admitted doing this!

Haha, I thought it was funny. I've been too serious lately

@whatsup

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The job description at http://bit.ly/2VtoZQf mentions

You will participate in multiple engagements…

Would diamond rings be needed each time or should applicants just bring along a box of cubic zirconia knockoffs?

Senior penetration tester? the mind boggles

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hahaa I think this guy is the benchmark for success.

This is what I pictured

Hi! Did you know that steemit.com is now censoring users and posts based on their opinions?
All the posts of these users are gone!
https://github.com/steemit/condenser/commit/3394af78127bdd8d037c2d49983b7b9491397296

Here's a list of some banned users:
'roelandp', 'blocktrades', 'anyx', 'ausbitbank', 'gtg', 'themarkymark', 'lukestokes.mhth', 'netuoso', 'innerhive'
See anyone you recognize? There could be more, they also have a remote IP ban list.

Will you be censored next?

Trending page looks great!

Yeah, it's a mess. You should really address the one on Hive though.

It's also a mess. :)

lets practice together and then apply for the job :)

Creepy pick up lines, 1984

not as creepy as the photot of the guy with his arm up a cow though which you upvoted. Come on vote me and I'll vote you back :)

Lol well I've been penetrating for free for years, dammit! I guess if you don't know your worth you don't get paid your worth

Right? I guess they meant internet security, but sheesh

I got some penetration for you!

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