NDJT IS BACK WITH ITS 2ND AMAZING EPISODE; TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER.

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Yaaayy!!! Guy what's here again?

Yea... you guessed right. NDJT (No Dare, Just truth) is back with its second amazing episode. This time, like indomie noodles, It's bigger and better winks.

Well, sadly I couldn't participate in the first episode but following the entries, one could tell it was an interesting experience. I swore not to miss subsequent ones, so here i am, posting down my entry for this episode.

Before i start running my fingers over my keypads, I'd like to say a big thank you to @mimy for giving us an opportunity to display our crazy side without restrictions and a big shout out to everyone one actively supporting this drive, you guys are the realest MVPs (Most Valuable Persons).

Like we already know, or supposedly know, NDJT aims at bringing together fun-filled posts, thus despiting the popular adage that quotes;

all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Well, i could concur any less. NDJT practically aims at extraordinary posts all wrapped up in

fun, entertainment as well as didacticism...

hmm, sounds nice yeah?

NDJT tends to award creativity, crazy play on words and originality. So we have to do the needful big grin

Well, for this episode, Its theme is TEASING YOU ALL OVER; TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK and CENTER! Waawauuu! Awesome.

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Without wasting much of our time; let's get straight to business. shines 32

AT WHAT AGE DID YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST KISS?

  • lol... this is a pretty funny question. Asshtuali, I got my first kiss when i was 16. I couldn't stop spitting afterwards. Twas an awkward experience.

WHAT IS THE CHEAPEST GIFT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?

  • Funny as it might sound, A HARD COVER NOTEBOOK. It happened in year one when this crush of mine (he claimed to have had a crush on me) got me a hard cover notebook and said he loved me and hope I cherish the book afterwards. The rest is misery! rolls eye (Not history this time)

WHAT IS THE MOST EXPENSIVE GIFT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED FROM A PARTNER?

  • Well, from my partner as in relationship; A kiss on my forehead ( priceless).
    Partner in Crime ; 6 sbd from @onos. The memo of the transaction would explain better.

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WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER GO WITHOUT? BRASSIERE OR MAKEUP?

  • As much as i hate to be in the little cage called bra, I'd go three days without the stress of getting warm water to wash my makeup off properly. So makeup it is.

QUALITIES OF YOU IDEAL MAN?

WHAT WOULD I DO WITH 1 MILLION NAIRA?

  • Ok... with my current love for cryptocurrency, i bet I'd invest in it with like half the 1milla and the remaining half would be used to startup my clothing lind fully.

WOULD YOU LOVE TO GET MARRIED TO A VIRGIN?

*Haaaa dancing shaku shaku... Well, I'm indifferent about this really. If i fall inlove with a virgin, and marriage comes knocking, why not? When we get to the orza room, we'd fix out issues the proper way winks

THREE NAMES OF GIRLS AND GUYS YOU THINK ARE VIRGINS:

Continues shaku shaku This question ehhnn.. bet wahcan i do na?

Well for girls: Me (i think I'm a Virgin), @utomobong and @kweenzykruzzy

Guys: @destinysaid @onos and @ewuoso (i think he's a virgin).

CONSTRUCT A SENTENCE WITH THE FOLLOWING; Bed, Prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

  • oya lemme shoot my shot , you ready?

"Trying to say a word of PRAYER right now, I hope he knows how to do this SEX thingie just as well as he would SUCK his straw dripping with juice. Whew! For the LOVE of GOD and this BIBLE over here,
I hope to be good to him, but what's love without good BED skills? So help us GOD" I thought to myself while watching him finish his pack of juice.

WHAT VIRTUE DO YOU THINK IS THE GREATEST?

  • I think my greatest virtue is my selfless nature of love. Need i blow my trumpet myself? Nope, I'd have to stop here.

ONE THING I LEARNT FROM THE FIRST EPISODE OF NDJT;

  • Unfortunately, I didn't participate. But following the entries, firstly, i learnt lot of people have a crush on me blushing Secondly, i learnt that being too serious all the time could cause you a heartache grins

GIVE YOUR INTERPRETATION OF THE THEME; TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER.

  • welll... for me, i think it's a sensational feeling . It passes the message of fun, excitement, creativity and interaction. It's a spread of unstoppable fun and i love it 😁

Awwnnn... It's the End!!!
I have to make this entry now. I hope you enjoy reading my boring Truths. Until next, it's a bye from me.

Remember

No drinking and driving , no smoking or smooching

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Best regards,
Xpressng.

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I will just waka pass

LOl... Please be nice and waka pass.

😂😂😂

You THINK you're a virgin? I hate to break it to you, but if you're not sure, I think you're doing sex wrong😅

Hahahah.... i knew you'd come by.. these guys who want me to lie * tongue out*....

Lol, I'm not asking you to lie o. But lemme not say the other stuff I wanted to say 😯

please say it

This was deep.... 😂😂

Lolss
Let dance shakushaku together.
I love your sentence construction

And I hate yours.... 🙄

U continue following me around o

Lol... i have spoil abi... It's a once in a while thing winks

Because, they call u husband material now, you now have the moutg to me ashewo abi?
Issorite!

Chisos oooo..

Karchi e yaff spoil and finish..
Lemme comman be going...
But wait did you say Ewuoso is a virgin..
Ok..
Its not my handwriting oo

Lol... No na. I think he is... Don't you think so too ?

Me am not saying anything ooo
@ewuoso comman answer oo

But karchi why will yhu think i am a virgin.

You obviously sound like one

Hmmmmmmm, just thinking of what to say but.........lol, you try sha

wow, i just saw this. thanks for the mentions. and yes am a virgin 😌