w h i n g i n g w i n d

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w h i n g i n g w i n d
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whinging wind:


all-purpose flour in the kiln night
bring me lard! bring me vitriol.
am I compromised,
the singer of ten million inadequacies?

alas, cords I lack!
to serenade febrility of mortals
with toasted cumin
plant a quantum computer
on the windowsill searching inanities!

oh whinge, oh whinges the wind.
oh whines, divines the oracle,
spent by corrupted blockades
viruses that impose decrepitude.

a blank banana, stomach-less I,
carbon-nitro-floor-flue-doorbath
can I till the ministry of fluoridation?
can I guffaw with big brother's mother?

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ON September First Two Thousand Eighteen
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different methods of processing, differing perspectives, cosmogonies.

A whisper in the wind,
knocking on my mind,
was it by design?

What I heed the call,
or would I stall,
what fate would befall?

I needed to be free,
I searched for the key,
could I really be me?

I rose above the fear,
I’m finally here,
and I bought beer!

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