How To Turn Your Drug Addiction Into A Crypto Addiction in 7 Easy Steps!

in #addiction7 years ago (edited)

STEP ONE

Sign up for a Steem account on Steemit.com

STEP TWO

Start blogging about cool stuff and ping @stellabelle on Twitter (I won't upvote lame posts, though, so it better be good).

STEP THREE

Earn some Steem.

STEP FOUR

Visit Coinmarketcap.

STEP FIVE

Convert some of your STEEM earnings into the crypto coin of your choice.

STEP SIX

Check your smartphone every 5 minutes, throughout the day and night to see your new coin m00n.

STEP SEVEN

Repeat this until you're catatonic and blind.

Cheers!
Stellabelle

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LOL. I had no social media experience but now I’m addicted to Steemit. I mostly enter photos in the various contests but can’t help checking every few minutes to see if I have votes or comments. My wife is not too happy about it.

ha ha!!!! Steem addiction is another one.......all to itself! Have an upvote! Tell her that you just made $15 for this comment, and she might be changing her mind soon enough!

please help from you make me bantukan your voice make my posting. I beg you if you do not @stellabelle mind my request to you, very many of my posts have no results but this time I trust you and dare to ask for help from you. thanks to you before
https://steemit.com/@mardha/feed

@mardha a day will come when your content will move the whole of steemit community.
Just follow the 7tricks mentioned in this post, believe me it ll surely pay one day. So cheer up bro 😎
and one more thing Is it that my eyes are confusing me or what?
@stellabelle almost, I Mean almost all the post with users I follow on steemit has your username tagged on their post and comment.
@stellabelle I like been original anywhere, from behind the scenes you are a celeb on steemit😎👍

@udezee ha ha ha .. thanks my cheerleaders

Thanks @stellabelle! If that doesn’t convert her, nothing will.

@stellabelle, heheheheheh, based on the current SBD rates, he's really made about $38 from that comment. That will definitely rouse his wife's interest lol

My husband was on steemit before me. Tell her, If you can't beat them join them. I joined him and now my account is worth a tiny bit more than his, and he is the one to tell me to put my phone down for five minutes. We have a bit of steemit rivalry. If my posts do better than his he is motivated to create something to outdo me. We have a codependant addiction, our kids are into it too. Our daughter just bought her first cryptokitty and is breeding imaginary cats with her dad, who doesn't even like cats.
You think you know someone. Of all the magical things that happen on steemit, him becoming obsessed with cyber cats was not on my radar of possibilities.

Ha ha. My wife has a Steemit account but doesn’t do much. Whenever I see her on Facebook, I always ask “how much will you make for that ‘like’?” At least she gives me an occasional upvote. ;-)

I had quitted facebook for quite some time. After I found steemit, I feel reborn and cannot help being addictive since then.

Yeah i understand, both hope she's getting some of the bucks you're making. That should reduce some of the bad feeling.

Ha ha. You’re right. I just need to buy her something with crypto :-D

@kunschj I hope to learn all cryptocurrency experiences you've gat as I'm humbly new to this😃
@stellabelle this is a great content with impact on all steemians....
For me you ll always have a five star rating 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟.
And I hope the whole community agrees with me.
Though I'm the latest steemian in the house, I hope the whole community visits my blog @udezee to enjoy great content 😎.

Wow! That's splufic

This is exactly the reason why I closed all my other social media for this , nothings the same as this and it’s literally my addiction

Instructions unclear, my phone is on the roof now.

Few corrections suggested:

STEP FIVE
Convert your STEEM to STEEM Power

STEP SIX
Check your smartphone every 5 minutes, throughout the day and night to see your voting power or STEEM POWER to m00n.

STEP SEVEN
Repeat this until you're catatonic, blind and steem-addicted :)

Ha ha! I went directly to crypto addiction. Can I have a step back and try also the drug addiction?

Thank you so much for the votes earlier today much appreciated- hope all is well - I’m getting back on it - stay Blessed

Oh yes, I assure you... This could work! For sure if you keep track of your assets with an app like blockfolio or a website like cryptocompare.com/portfolio... You will refresh coinmarketcap.com every 5 minutes, you will keep reading steemit posts, for sure with the tags 'cryptocurrency', 'blockchain', 'bitcoin', your partner will complain about the amount of hours you spend on writing steemit-posts... But afterwards he/she will be very happy while you buy him/her a gift with the money you made! Good luck!!!

Then your partner moves out....

My next move is convincing her to join Steemit!

Haha well thats a really short cut remedy xD

That gory eyes explosion...ahah glad we share addictions

Giphy is another issue, along with Twitter......I quit Facebook, but still have some horrid addicition to watching the Bitcoin fights on Twitter.

Doing this steps for 6 months. Now, I am Crypto addict:).