Bottled water, BW advantages vs Bottled Water, disadvantages

1.Truth be told, it gives you  swag carrying the half full bottle of water around (at least that's what  most people think) (there again, who cares?) 

2. You mustn't finish it, cork it and keep it in case you get thirsty again, (are you traveling through the desert?)

 3. Because it is distilled, it is regarded as a purer form of water to  "pure water" (abeg you de there when de do two of them?)  

4. This  may sound like a weird or odd advantage, but ive seen (not totally see,  but you know, like hear) people urinating into the empty bottle while  on road trips (especially if you got pressed around okene, the driver  will never stop even on flat tire!) 

 5. And yes, it also quenches thirst! (aren't you amazed already)  

Bottled Water, disadvantages 

  1. It has same problem of recycling properly as in pure water. Then,  thanks to kunu, zobo and agbo sellers, it has found another use. it  still litters though!  

2. It's expensive. the average Nigerian  would never buy bottled water 100naira when he can buy doughnut 50,  groundnut 20 and drink 30naira pure water!!!! if you finish one bottle,  you just finished 100naira! (maybe that's why most people prefer sipping  it, for two days!!!!) 

 3. If you have to carry things with both  hands, it becomes a burden carrying the bottle around. (maybe you've  only drank 30naira out of the 100!) 

4. If you ever carry a  bottled water to price anything in the market, especially in a boutique,  you will pay through your nose!  5. Finally in my list, if you  carry the BW around for long, sipping it and forming swag, very soon the  water will turn into a chemical mixture of saliva, bacteria and  distilled water.(perfect right?)