The Grumpy Aftab

The Grumpy Aftab desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Aftab desired a mug that they would often experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Aftab had a stretchman that they sometimes break. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Grumpy Aftab owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Aftab found a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It is a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.