After Being Hacked, I Escaped To Wild Horse Island And Came Back To Find A $30,000 Make up Tutorial!

Well, I got officially freaked by my account being hacked. I'm not going to lie. I realize the funds will be returned, but still, it does make one feel vulnerable.

Let's face it, it sucks!

What sucked the most is that my slack account was hacked and the hacker had control of my account. This locked up my app, and when I returned, I saw that the hacker had written "hacked" in a slack text. Way to mind-fuck me!

That fucking freaked me out. I have an overactive imagination as it is, I definitely don't need any more mental stimulation (see zombie make up tutorial pic above.)

Ok, so we are assured that our accounts will be restored, but when I came back today after having communed with wild beautiful horses in nature, I come to find out that a makeup tutorial is now at $30,000. What the fuck is going on?

I rarely vent like this but my world is being turned upside down! This feels fucking weird. I realize rationally that everything will turn back to normal, but seriously, everything is kind of fucked.

And to top it off, one of my bosses, who I write for lives in Turkey. I was about to send off the forms he requested, but the faked coup d'etat coincided with me going to FedEX. I'm not going to send my documents to Turkey now! The country is in turmoil!

So, I think we will be returning to the natural wilds tomorrow where the horses run free. My nerves need to be calmed down! And even though I gave up drinking 7 years ago, I'm definitely getting wasted tomorrow.

Then, when I start up again on Steemit, I think I'm going to begin the phase 2 of my blogging, with a focus on:

ZOMBIE MAKEUP TUTORIALS!!!!!

Until then, if you're like me and need to find some relaxation and calm within this disruptive, er, fucked up phase, look below to find the calm, soothing wild horses who live freely on the Assateague island. Wild horses. Yes. That's cool.

LET US WILD HORSES RUN FREE AND QUIT BEING PART OF THE DARK STEEMIT HORSE WORLD!!!!!