Angry Alien

Angry Alien found a condom that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt it was amazing. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.

Angry Alien always carried a ball that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to choose.

Angry Alien desperately needed a spade that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade was the chosen thing.

Angry Alien carried a tomato to sleep with. This is certainly an exciting action, to me, but not to the Alien, who feels it was sublime. Honestly, a tomato is the thing to choose.

Angry Alien looked for a stapler that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

Angry Alien needed a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Alien, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.