The Funny Alien

The Funny Alien had a bottle of coke that they would often throw. It might have been a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Funny Alien desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a strange proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

The Funny Alien desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Funny Alien often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

The Funny Alien wanted a stapler that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Funny Alien desperately desired a cup that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.