My Weary Alien

My Weary Alien desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Weary Alien desperately searched for a mug that they would cuddle. It is considered to be an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a mug would be the chosen thing.

My Weary Alien wanted a can of Tango to embrace. It should have been an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

My Weary Alien desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Weary Alien needed a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It is a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Weary Alien looked for a bottle of beer to hug. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.