His Scary Alien

His Scary Alien desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

His Scary Alien needed a cup that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Scary Alien often carried a lava lamp that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp of all things.

His Scary Alien needed a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

His Scary Alien often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

His Scary Alien always kept a teapot to sit and look at. It might have been an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to choose.