A Fucking Alien

A Fucking Alien desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Alien always carried a can of coke to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Alien craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

A Fucking Alien found a bat to break. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

A Fucking Alien always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. This could be considered a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

A Fucking Alien always had with them a porno magazine to demolish. It might be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen item.