Big Alien

Big Alien desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Big Alien often carried a vibrator that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Big Alien always carried a set square to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

Big Alien needed a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a strange activity, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

Big Alien desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Big Alien desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.