SO glad to see you here. I love this post, because, shockingly, I already figured this out myself! *pats you on the back, *pats self on the back, *mutual back-patting ensues

LOL, ok but seriously, I appreciate this because it is the single greatest absurdity of all the assumptions that underly statism: that I can know how strangers ought to live, and I should get to force that upon them.