My Cat Says #18: Walls have Ears, a lovers' quarrel

Believe it or not, I can read my cats' mind. Why "catS"? Because I have two cats and neighbourhood cats drop by for meals -- similar to a Soup Kitchen, but for Cats -- and I can hear and understand what they say too...

Legam: Pssst! Psssssst! Knight! Wake up you lazy bum!..

Knight: What time is it? What now?!? Go away! I want to sleep in longer!

Legam: Awwww, come here baby, don't you miss me?!?

Knight: Miss you?!? Where were you last night?!? I waited and waited but you didn't turn up! Who do you think I am? Any bitch you can pick up whenever you feel like it?!? And expect me to drop everything when you call?!? You don't really know me, you do?!? Go away! Drop dead!! Hisssssss!

Legam: My dear lovely fiery lady, have you forgotten? Your name is Knight or perhaps Night? By your name and face looking like a Knight, you should drop everything and come running in your shiny coat of fur. You are also 'night'. Look at yourself in the mirror, how many cats in the world can claim your God-given beauty? A face that splits right in the middle to show both day and night. A twist to the world famous broadway musical Phantom of the Opera.

And how can I resist you when we are both sides of the same coin. Like two bodies sharing the same soul. In Malay, my name Legam means blacker than black. You are my moon in the night and my sun in the day. We are meant to be together forever baby... purrrrrrr.

Knight: Oh shut up! Stop it! You think I'll be stupid enough to fall for mere words like Jib's deaf and dumb supporters? Mama's Principal Sister Enda Ryan said, "Words are sounds, action is THUNDER!" I know why you are here and I know what you really want! Now GO!...

Legam: Thanks baby. I know you love me. Indeed, action speaks louder than words. I love you too. I won't be late tonight honey bee. Promise.

Read Whatelse My Cats Said:
My Cat Says #1: Broadcast this...
My Cat Says #2: You know I love you lah
My Cat Says #3: Hello, I have a soul too!
My Cat Says #4: I'm Your Therapist
My Cat Says #5: Women and Cats will do as they please
My Cat Says #6: Never Judge a Book by its Cover
My Cat Says #7: Life is but a Stage
My Cat Says #8: Better to be Safe than Sorry
My Cat Says #9: There is such a thing as a FREE lunch!
My Cat Says #10: Evil wins if good men do nothing
My Cat Says #11: Live the Moment!
My Cat Says #12: Now Everyone Can Be a Pahlawan
My Cat Says #13: Our Country, Our Responsibility
My Cat Says #14: People are The Boss
My Cat Says #15: Use the Power of "I Am"
My Cat Says #16: Build Bridges not Walls
My Cat Says #17: It's Caturday!

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