Depressed Antelope

Depressed Antelope often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Depressed Antelope desperately searched for a tomato to put down their trousers. This seems an unusual action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A tomato is the thing to opt for.

Depressed Antelope looked for a ball that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.

Depressed Antelope desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Depressed Antelope desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

Depressed Antelope found a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.