A Confused Antelope

A Confused Antelope searched for a bat that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

A Confused Antelope desperately looked for a ball that they would often put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.

A Confused Antelope needed a pint of cider that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

A Confused Antelope wanted a condom that they would occasionally worship. It might be a strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to choose.

A Confused Antelope desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Antelope desperately searched for a big sponge that they liked to play with. It should be a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is miraculous. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.