Their Troubled Antelope

Their Troubled Antelope found a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

Their Troubled Antelope desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

Their Troubled Antelope always kept a set square to sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a set square is the item to select.

Their Troubled Antelope looked for a cup that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

Their Troubled Antelope desperately searched for a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Troubled Antelope looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.