The Nervous Antelope

The Nervous Antelope owned a can of Tango that they would hug. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Antelope desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Nervous Antelope desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Antelope desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Nervous Antelope carried a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Nervous Antelope always had with them a helmet that they sometimes break. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to choose.