My Bewildered Antelope

My Bewildered Antelope found a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

My Bewildered Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes embrace. It would be a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Antelope often carried a rubber chicken that they would often break. One might consider this to be an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Antelope desperately looked for a set square that they would put down their trousers. It is an exciting action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

My Bewildered Antelope desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. This could be considered an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Antelope had a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.