A Fucking Antelope

A Fucking Antelope desperately wanted a big sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be fun. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Fucking Antelope searched for a can of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Antelope always carried a vibrator that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

A Fucking Antelope often carried a crown that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Antelope desperately wanted a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Antelope carried a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It should have been a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was stunning. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.