My Boring Antelope

My Boring Antelope carried a big sponge that they would experiment on. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Antelope desperately searched for a toilet brush to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Antelope often carried a painting of a melon that they would break. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Antelope desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was awesome. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Antelope always had with them a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a mug being the item selected.

My Boring Antelope found a condom that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a condom is the thing that was chosen.