Her Round Antelope

Her Round Antelope found a hat that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Her Round Antelope found a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Round Antelope desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Her Round Antelope searched for a cucumber that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

Her Round Antelope always carried a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

Her Round Antelope had a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.