Lonely Antelope

Lonely Antelope desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Antelope owned a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Antelope desired a hat that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was exciting. A hat would be the item chosen.

Lonely Antelope looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Antelope always had with them a pen that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Lonely Antelope always carried a spade that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A spade is the thing to opt for.