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RE: #4 Weekly Hipster Sacrifice - "Of course I take selfies. But with my polaroid!"
Please consider killing yourself with one of those annoying jam jar drink receptacles. Don't forget that an environmentally friendly non-plastic straw has other uses uses, too
Mh... interesting.
Did you have a specific scenario in mind? : )
How about a tantrum where you throw your jar against the wall and then use the pieces to slit your wrists? You could also stick straws in your eyes. Damn, I have a sick mind
Jeez... you like it pretty gory eh?
I’ll see what I can do : )
Thank you!
Well your polaroid death was hardly bloodless. That got me started. I could also suggest some used vinyl scenarios... Death by eighties music and all that
That’s a good one!
And you’re right. I like it pretty gory myself.
Unfortunately I already touched on the vinyl scenario on the second entry of the series
https://steemit.com/funny/@the-beard/2-weekly-hipster-sacrifice-the-only-way-to-listen-to-music
But I’ll come up with something : )
Yeah!
Death to mason jars 😂