1. This mastubator curator.

2. This guy who went from 0 to 100 really quick.

When you trying to roast marshmallows with bae but all he wants to do is #Netflix & chill.

3. The nosiest neighbor ever.

"howdily doodily neighborino"

4. This toddler who gave zero fucks.

**Me: "can I go to the toilet?"

Teacher: "I don't know, can you?"

Me: **

5. Fart bubbles, actual fart bubbles.

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.

6. What it feels like to be literally thirsty.

when the restaurant has free refills