His Big Artist

His Big Artist often carried a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

His Big Artist often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Big Artist always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Big Artist owned a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

His Big Artist always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. This seems an extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Big Artist desperately looked for a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen thing.