The Purple Artist

The Purple Artist desperately searched for a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Artist looked for a bat that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Artist desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Artist desperately desired a set square that they would often sit and look at. It should be a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Artist desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Purple Artist desperately searched for a CD player that they would worship. This seems to be a new action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.