Her Confused Artist

Her Confused Artist found a set square that they would share. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

Her Confused Artist often carried a cheese grater that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Artist always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Artist found a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

Her Confused Artist desperately needed a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Artist always had with them a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected it was out of this world. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.