The Crazy Artist

The Crazy Artist desperately craved for a bottle of wine to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising idea, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Artist desperately searched for a mug that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a mug was the chosen item.

The Crazy Artist always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Artist desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Crazy Artist looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Crazy Artist often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.