The Crazy Artist

The Crazy Artist desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would play with. It should have been a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Crazy Artist often carried a cucumber that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Artist searched for a pencil sharpener to annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Artist desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Crazy Artist desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would drop. It should have been a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper of all things.

The Crazy Artist always carried a spade that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade would be the item that was selected.