A Careful Artist

A Careful Artist desperately looked for a stretchman that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A stretchman being the item selected.

A Careful Artist carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Careful Artist had a custard pie that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Careful Artist found a teapot that they would experiment on. It might be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

A Careful Artist desperately craved for a bottle of coke to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Careful Artist desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.