The Handsome Artist

The Handsome Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Handsome Artist carried a ball that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Artist owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes throw. It was an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Handsome Artist carried a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Artist desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Artist carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A bag of flour is the item to select.