My Retarded Artist

My Retarded Artist always kept a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Retarded Artist always had with them a stretchman that they would often share. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

My Retarded Artist always kept a helmet that they would sit and look at. It might be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet being the item selected.

My Retarded Artist always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

My Retarded Artist owned a bag of flour that they would often hug. It would be an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Artist wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the item opted for.