The Careful Artist

The Careful Artist desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to worship. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Artist always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes demolish. It is a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Artist owned a wig to cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig of all things.

The Careful Artist always kept a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Artist desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Careful Artist owned a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon would be the chosen thing.