The Crypting Artist

The Crypting Artist desperately wanted a wig that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a wig of all things.

The Crypting Artist craved for a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It should have been a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Artist carried a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Artist searched for a lava lamp to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

The Crypting Artist desperately wanted a radiator that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Artist desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.