My Handsome Artist

My Handsome Artist desperately needed a stretchman that they would often play with. It should be an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Artist found a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Artist needed a stretchman that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman having that done to it

My Handsome Artist desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was exciting. A bottle of coke was the chosen item.

My Handsome Artist always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderous. A pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

My Handsome Artist wanted a cucumber to smash. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.