The Energetic Artist

The Energetic Artist desperately looked for a set square that they would experiment on. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to select.

The Energetic Artist needed a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Energetic Artist desired a spade that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Artist always kept a bag of poop that they would worship. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Energetic Artist searched for a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Energetic Artist desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.