The Different Baboon

The Different Baboon had a block of cheese to demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it

The Different Baboon often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Different Baboon looked for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Different Baboon had a CD player that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was magnificent. A CD player being the item opted for.

The Different Baboon needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

The Different Baboon had a bag of flour to eat. It was a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. A bag of flour of all things.