Square Baboon

Square Baboon desperately wanted a computer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a computer would be the item chosen.

Square Baboon always kept a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a new undertaking, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

Square Baboon owned a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Square Baboon desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

Square Baboon always had with them a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a new proposal, to most, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Square Baboon desired a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be magnificent. Strangely, a tomato being the item selected.