A Bewildered Baboon

A Bewildered Baboon needed a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Baboon always kept a bottle of coke that they would often worship. It is a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Baboon looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be entertaining. Honestly, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Baboon searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Baboon desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It might be an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bewildered Baboon always kept a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.