Her Different Baboon

Her Different Baboon always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Her Different Baboon always had with them a dildo to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Different Baboon desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. A set of lego would be the item that was selected.

Her Different Baboon wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Her Different Baboon desperately desired a mug that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug was the chosen thing.

Her Different Baboon carried a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was awesome. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.