The Lovely Baboon

The Lovely Baboon desperately wanted a dildo that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Baboon needed a hat that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

The Lovely Baboon desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally throw. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Lovely Baboon always kept a pint of cider to embrace. It might have been an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Baboon desperately craved for a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Baboon craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.