The Crypting Baboon

The Crypting Baboon desperately desired a toilet brush that they would annihilate It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Baboon found a custard pie that they would occasionally smash. This seems a surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Crypting Baboon desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Baboon found a condom that they sometimes throw. It should be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Baboon desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Baboon searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A can of Tango being the item opted for.