A Foolish Baboon

A Foolish Baboon needed a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Baboon craved for a stretchman to demolish. It would be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Baboon craved for a rubber chicken to sleep with. It is considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

A Foolish Baboon owned a can of coke that they liked to drop. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Baboon desperately wanted a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Baboon needed a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.