My Stupid Baboon

My Stupid Baboon needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Stupid Baboon often carried a wig that they would sleep with. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

My Stupid Baboon desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot of all things.

My Stupid Baboon had a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Baboon owned a lava lamp to break. It should be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Baboon looked for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.