The Depressed Baboon

The Depressed Baboon searched for a condom that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the item to select.

The Depressed Baboon wanted a bag of flour that they would sleep with. It might be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Baboon often carried a can of coke that they sometimes share. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was simply life. A can of coke was the chosen item.

The Depressed Baboon carried a pint of cider that they would often demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Baboon carried a helmet to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Baboon found a teapot that they would often drop. This seems to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a teapot was the chosen item.