His Angry Baby

His Angry Baby desperately searched for a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Angry Baby desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. It is an odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

His Angry Baby needed a condom that they would cuddle. This is certainly an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Angry Baby desperately searched for a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a strange approach to life, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

His Angry Baby had a mug to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Angry Baby desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.