Naughty Baby

Naughty Baby desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a different exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Naughty Baby desperately craved for a condom that they would often break. It was an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.

Naughty Baby needed a tomato that they would often play with. This seems to be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a tomato having that done to it

Naughty Baby wanted a rubber chicken that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Naughty Baby desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea is awesome. A bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

Naughty Baby desperately searched for a lava lamp to sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.