Her Retarded Baby

Her Retarded Baby found a bag of flour that they sometimes share. It is an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Baby had a set square that they would occasionally break. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Baby wanted a spade that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a weird activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Retarded Baby desperately needed a pint of beer to eat. It was a different suggestion, to some, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer having that done to it

Her Retarded Baby always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Baby desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing to select.